I was reading in my local paper yesterday about a “nut fry” in Wisconsin, which they cleverly pointed out did not have cashews or peanuts. Apparently 300 people got together to eat goat, lamb and bull testicles (and they paid $5!). Yum. My favorite part of the story is a quote from an attendee named Butch, who likes his nuts between bread with tartar sauce. According to Butch, testicles taste just like meatballs. “After a few beers, you can’t really tell the difference.” Uh huh.

(Here’s an online version of the story, if you are interested. http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/news/world/lunch-leaves-a-lump-in-your-throat/2007/05/14/1178995030843.html)

CRACKS
An online version of a Houston paper recently published the top 10 passwords…sometimes it seems like the media is more about helping criminals than informing the rest of us (did you get the YouTube video about how to “tap” deadbolts?) So here you go, all you identity theft jerks. Not that you needed help cracking our incredibly clever and well-thought-out passwords.

10. (yourfirstname)

9. blink182

8. password1

7. myspace1

6. monkey (RaJ???!!)

5. letmein

4. abc123

3. qwerty

2. 123456

1. password