Very important WTF? Wednesday Update

On chips …

I received an email from a coworker today titled “You Win!” And while I probably can’t take credit, apparently Sun Chips is retiring the MOST LOUD AND ANNOYING bag ever. Hooray! Don’t worry environment, they are going back to the drawing board on the compostable bag and shooting for something that doesn’t make you want to stab yourself in the ears.

Here’s a link to the article. Apparently the 40,000 people complaining on Facebook had something to do with their decision too.

And while we are talking about chips — do not buy these Voodoo Gumbo chips from Zapp’s.

I ate this entire bag in two days. They are the best. thing. ever.

A warning to future 40 year olds

Just an FYI – Black icing does the following to teeth, tongues, fingers, etc.

Who knew black icing was so menacing?
Being the person responsible for bringing this cake, I wish I could say I felt bad, but I didn’t. It was f*cking hysterical to see everyone smile with stained black teeth. Kim even had black icing stains on her fingers (from doling out cake) and her arm (not sure how that happened). She looked like she had been fingerprinted earlier in the day!

All those fire extinguisher jokes are actually true
I am also not sorry for putting 40 candles on the cake, instead of just a nice “4” and a “0.” It was quite a blaze! (Seriously. I burned myself several times trying to light all those damn candles.)

So, KB is probably just counting the days until my 40th birthday, when I am sure she will “return the favor.”

— The B.S. Cafe is now serving chocolate cake with toxic black icing. But heck, we’re all old so does it really matter anymore?