I heart contractors?

Dear Michael:
You seemed like a very nice person, but I think we should start out with a “Best” or a “Thanks.” As much as I appreciate you unclogging my kitchen sink, I just don’t like you like that.

It’s not you, it’s me.
Friends 4-ever,

— The B.S. Cafe is now serving awkward crushes.

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