OMG, people … I am so over Twitter! (and Facebook, but today I will just rant about Twitter)
Why do I need to know what people are doing every second of every day? (in 140 characters or less)
I don’t care that much about what I am doing, so do I really need to hear what some random person from high school is having for lunch? I don’t even have a Twitter account and I still have to hear about tweeting all day long. People just can’t stop talking about tweeting and twittering and the news is all about who twittered this or tweeted that.
And yesterday, I see THIS … surgeons tweeting during surgery.
WTF??? If you have me cut open, and I catch you tweeting about it, you better hope I die on the table, because I am so gonna beat your a** when it’s all said and done. Don’t you have something better to do? (Like poke someone on Facebook via your iPhone?!)
— The B.S. Cafe is now serving … capers! WTF is up with this caper hell on my bagel ? I like capers, but 50+ (I stopped counting at 50) on 1/3 of a bagel is ridiculous. And not only did they try to kill me with capers, but they hid them under the lox. Very sneaky.