Once again Target has proven to be my shopping mecca. I cannot tell you how many times someone parks like a total ass and I don’t have the time/energy/paper to write them a sweet little note. Now I can just whip out my latest Target find, and…TADA, instant gratification for me!

The ticket says:

“You are an inconsiderate person. This is not a real ticket, but it should be. Because of your rude and lame attempt at parking you have taken enough room for an army and a circus. You have received this ticket in hopes that you will learn to think of others before parking in the future. You probably change lanes without using a signal too. I hope your engine blows up during rush hour on your birthday!”

I could not have said it better myself. So, if you live in Houston and find one of these on your car, you know where to find me if you would like to discuss your parking issues.