The hubby comes into the bedroom around 2:00 a.m. this morning, waking me up as he gets into bed….
Me: Why are you up so late?
Hubby: I fell asleep on the couch. Next time, please turn off the TV before you go to bed.
Me: Ok, but that might have pissed you off considering that you were still watching it when I went to bed.
Hubby: Oh, well, I had a really bad nightmare. And when I woke up, one of those infomericals for Viagra or Cialis was on.
Me: And what does that have to do with anything?
Hubby: I was dreaming that my stuff didn’t work.
Me: Wow, that is scary, but I am sure your “stuff” is fine.
Hubby: Want to check for me?
Hubby: Ok, then. Sweet dreams.