I was watching an Oprah show from last week and she mentioned that after Anna Nicole Smith’s death, 50% of news coverage was about her. FIFTY PERCENT. (for about 3 days anyway) Can you believe that? I mean, I know we all believe it, but what it says about us is what I have a hard time believing.

Ok, that being said…they announced that Larry Birkhead is the father today. THANK GOODNESS! If it had turned out to be Zsa Zsa Gabor’s crazy husband, I might have flown to the Bahamas and kidnapped that poor child myself. At least she might have a half-way normal life now…as long as Larry can keep that crazy grandmother far, far away.