Congrats to Michael Vick. He has inspired me to start a new feature here at The B.S. Cafe entitled “A**hole of the Month.”

In case you haven’t heard, he has been indicted on felony dog fighting charges. Back in April, over 70 dogs were found on his property, and according to the indictment, several of the dogs that didn’t “perform well” were killed by various methods, including hanging, drowning, and slamming at least one dog’s body to the ground.

I could easily rant about how he must be a completely heartless person…or how he has more than enough money to entertain himself, instead of hosting $26,000 grand prize dog fights in his backyard… or how the fact that he called dog fighting a “sport” makes me want to vomit, but I think I will just call him an a**hole and leave it at that.

This is exactly why celebrities and athletes make crappy role models…Michael Vick shouldn’t be held in high regard by anyone. And as my boyfriend Jon Stewart said last night, “I’d like to cover him in liver, and let the dogs see if he is as fast and elusive as they say he is.”

If you want to do something about it, follow this link to the Humane Society website. You can send an email to NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell asking him to suspend Michael Vick, because clearly the only place you can hurt this guy is in his checkbook.