WTF kind of douche are they using in France?! Must be pretty crazy to require a hat.
WTF is going on at my neighbor’s house? This dude made several trips with that can. How much paper can you possibly need to shred?
WTF is up with the spiders making homes on my car? They spin webs every night between my side mirror and the window. I don’t like making them homeless but I don’t particularly care for spiders either. This one couldn’t even wait until I got back home to start again! I think he was living behind the mirror, but his sticky little paws couldn’t hang on past 45 MPH.