The first WTF of the year! And I am so excited NOT to be talking about illness!
Remember when the McDonald’s “Sauce Policy” made WTF Wednesday? Well now we have the Sonic ketchup policy. So you have to buy the “Sonic” size to get three little ketchup packets. I like a lot of ketchup, so that crap will not fly. And personally, I think they need a seperate policy for tater tots, because obviously those require more ketchup.
Silly Cosmo is at it again. I might start having a WTF Wednesday dedicated just to them every month. So apparently our collective breasts called and they need some pampering. I find this hysterical because my breasts are the last body part that would be calling for some “pampering” — right after my feet, back, heck, even my colon would call before my breasts. I’m starting to think that Cosmo is run by men.
And finally, I took this photo at Target on December 30. That’s right. Valentine’s cookies for sale before the new year arrived. WTF? Who is even thinking about Valentine’s Day now, much less last week? I love Target, but sometimes I wonder about their marketing department.
I was not aware that fast food places had ketchup policies? Where’ve I been?
But I did see a store that had Valentine merchandise on display BEFORE Xmas. I can’t remember for sure, but it might have been Target. And at the time, I did say WTF?
Men have secrets for their arousal? Since when??
Tell Sonice to give you some extra ketchup because I don’t usually get any when I go there. It all evens out in the end!
I saw them putting up the Christmas lights on Kirby BEFORE Halloween!
That ketchup policy is jacked! Give me my ketchup!!
Cookies don’t last that long Target!
Whatever Cosmo Men, “Pleasure them” really?
Seasonal cake production seems to have gone a bit haywire recently – there was a mince pie shortage here over Christmas.
Losing a lot of money on all that “free” ketchup are they? Well, since to me, fries are just ketchup delivery devices, I guess I won’t need any fries if they’re not going to give me a decent amount of ketchup. Deal with THAT Sonic! 🙂
Maybe they were left over cookies from last year
How about this! When we were doing our last minute shopping the Thursday before Christmas, Drake and I saw CADBURY EASTER EGGS!!!! Yes I was tempted to buy one, but out of respect for seasonal balance I declined.
1) The French are to good for M& M’s and fighting their own battles.
2) Cosmo is run by men to which I reply ” Your Penis called and wants you to stop jerking it around so often”
3) Target is owned by the French. Buy some M& M’s with your Valentine cookies.
4) I’ll abide by Ketchup Laws whenever Chevy make “Ketchup Holders” standard in all vehicles …so I an travel with my own bottle of the liquid gold tomato condiment. WTF is right!!!!