In the spirit of my decision to be more helpful in 2007, I think we should assist the fools who write spam email titles. I know, I know. They suck…we hate them…they clog our email boxes up with crap. But clearly they didn’t graduate from junior high…they can’t put together a coherent FRAGMENT, much less a sentence…and it’s probably the only job they can get. Spam might be less annoying if it’s grammatically correct, spell checked, and somewhat entertaining.
Ok, probably not. But here are just a few examples of stupid emails titles I have received this week. These people need help.
– pacesetter homicidal
– historical legal ethical political
– Be sure to read the related article, Stupid yoga tricks: let’s all copyright ancient yoga postures.
– cwmino
– swinging
– Some TV shows also have a free space for that.
– Amusing perhaps, but not very efficient if you are after some specific color changing water pipe information.
– DABB DBBB DCBB
– Mac check this.
– Greetings Sergio
– I don’t, and I have very little desire to even try (This is the only one I even took a peek at…they almost had me!)
So, here are a few ideas I came up with…I am pretty sure I would at least look at an email with one of these titles:
– The affair your spouse is having
– Great Aunt Bee has passed…you are in her will
– Sorry about your cat
– I can introduce you to George Clooney
– Top Secret…you can’t tell anyone!
– Update on that STD
– I have magic pills that will make your penis larger (LOL…kidding!)
Ok, your turn. What title would make you open an email?
